And so it begins...

It's happening. The prophecy is coming true!

...or whatever. I don't know anything about a prophecy and all that, but it occurred to me the other day that we are being overrun. Invaded. Taken down from the inside, and it's happening with our youth. At night, while parents sleep, the young people of the world are being infiltrated...by werewolves!

Here in Austin, one of the top ten hipster capitals (probably number one if we're going by per capita hipster count), it seems everywhere I go, they are there. It's not hard to see them -- they're hairy muthas, covered in fur all around their glistening teeth. They smile and raise a beer when you stare at their deadly fangs. They are fearless, for they know the increasing popularity of beards in hipster circles only helps their nefarious cause. 

They are coming! 

They are already here! And only I seem to notice!

So in an effort to save my now -- nay, the WORLD -- I am hereby beginning a crusade to out the werewolves living in our midst like gorillas. Or like that woman who lived with the gorillas, I guess. ( I never saw that movie).

Beware!

Study these pictures. Learn the signs of werewolfery. There are tells, and I will show them to you with my indu

strious and sneaky reporting team, running all over town (and soon the world!) to expose them.

And always beware! They are most likely dancing right behind you at the hippest clubs on 80s night or smirking arms crossed at the hottest indie rock show. But they are there, and they must be observed so that their evil schemes do not succeed.

Take up the cause!

Document the werewolves with your own camera! Send me pics, and I will make sure your efforts are not in vain.

They are coming people, and it is up to us to tell the world.